Kivi cro chagragran nalp.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a town mascot. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the grand canyon. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your plague of doom, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.
