dimanche 14 novembre 2010

Fotoa li chagraselga Apple

Apple taali wenan adenti loc Place Sainte-Foy. Loc gundil, yali fotoa li chagraselga. Ruf les, iotral li mos cro rial nim Apple res wok chagraselga...

vendredi 12 novembre 2010

Fotos li krishna miaou

Les mos samesoloj nim cro wok bopal ida. Le omon cro wok ile ida u bopal, cro murusverual cro u lodial fotos li krishna miaou. Ewoksam les res fotos li cro krishna miaou.

Puffkipsie res sames sqwiki!!!


vendredi 22 octobre 2010

Hey Pofin!

Frup nim pofina res chagra. Pofina wok ile lamaa!

dimanche 26 septembre 2010

Nus slachal wok u krishna... euh... panda

Sam turbo krishna... whatever panda is... ever!

samedi 26 juin 2010

Walat soccer dada

Rof tseral loc soccer tema, kivi eodiv li dada iok mos jugdalanas rojem nim Erika... le cro, fobrus.



p.s. cro soali nim cro ekal rof Portugal (le wok puajan nemoc Ronaldo res bob!)

mardi 22 juin 2010

Chrastef le cro mosval

Les comin shun, wok? Cro res nelvij nim Karine vinyal crak...

Vamy li refluba: Fettucine u pesto, odin-wistaa, mujea le amin feta.
Latoi li Chrastef:

Latoi li cro:


Vamy li wonluba: mujap li tofu u romish, remegalan evuaa, chatolia le ewac noc rozi.
Latoi li Chrastef:

Latoi li cro:

lundi 21 juin 2010

Rofqwat crak tsumal cafutobal qwat crak samua slachal...

Ti alo manji ni Europe rof fukfuk kina. Sok les slachali u sok samua chuman tsevaa, siam sok cafutobalo wok. Sok ilalo wok nim sok samua reso ni Europe le sok ondwalo rofqwat sok revsnalo wok u sok siava...

dimanche 20 juin 2010

Nam Nocial Nocia li Pokémon

Ti nam res turbo. Les res sam kepil revnos li Pokémon. POKÉMON FTW!!!

samedi 19 juin 2010

Ti soda res TURBO!

Ni larenag, cro wok res wokto safu li Nike, siam ti soda res pimsan sames shun!

Siyal ti turbo ednatim!

Erivan produks li bouddah Aum!



Manj pak mos atnom rof ti etis, pak verualu chum bouddah aum erivan produks!!!!

Nelvijas res irsean TURBO!!!

Fitis li fik gurs qwan crak rivokal

Kivi qwat pak rubalu mar pak ekal coke ni rivokalan...fu trotas ilicit brustas.

Éri, atil pok pilpal?


vendredi 4 juin 2010

RUSTALAN POFIN RES WOK GUN!

"QWAT PÔOCHI RES TI TONCHIEN BUTA CRO GUNI?!?
- CopperCap aka Angry Ginger Kid aka Redhead Douche-bag


mercredi 2 juin 2010

Wokto-Papo res loc gundil

Rof iuleca iok deali wok gundil li wonluba, cro mos pak ecitonal nim yali siy li Wokto-Papo.

Deal delarkel.

vendredi 28 mai 2010

Ront Biba (v.o.: Iron Baby)

Hahi li «Ront Woktoalo» (v.o.: Iron Man)... res sqwiki!


mercredi 26 mai 2010

Mar pak rial nim cilec egairam kesluch wok banito res efusali...

Crak slachali trota luba nim resi wokelsipo li efusal cilec egairam kesluch...siam les res!

Omon frupali rap ti sames tifuli namas fu ti woknoc isane aleas.





jeudi 20 mai 2010

Qwat Poochi?

Cro res brutsi... fu gun li hahahal... cro ilal wok... ti tonam res twilit... fu tuele... AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, TUELE!!!

Most retarded and disturbing topic ever... don't read this... seriously, save your souls...

mardi 18 mai 2010

Klawal rus o res elsipo!

Pugri li portugwakia pijali wenan tsorp: klawal rus o! Sak viraval mos nomian fki sapa! Les res fuklit fulu, siam les frupal nim yali wok puajan Jesus iok banito mos les.

vendredi 14 mai 2010

bibaan kiuti

Kivi eodiv li aeses sqwikian bibaan kiuti. Niwos, sok res asibiban kiuti. Cro puk kiuti!!!

jeudi 6 mai 2010

Chuck Norris rus Google

Pak puk Lyal rojeman hihi li Chuck Norris?

1. Manj rus Google
2. Risal "find Chuck Norris"
3. Clical "I'm feeling lucky" fu "J'ai de la chance"
4. Deal noc otogon
5. hahahal

lundi 3 mai 2010

Yali fuluan damaa...

Yali allwaki iok egairamali sok aesgiban krishna-miaou! Sanim sok ilei wok dasta li mos les, sok ayrali rotacim li tivi rof fok-fok-fok euroa rof irdimal sok egairamal... Wok siam, tsumal res fulu!

Dotoan reuslach sawi.

vendredi 30 avril 2010

iPad res turbo!

Fak fuk fuk noseara rofqwat iPad res trubo!
Cro ital, eltit res chop.

The iPad Made Me Poop Bricks

Ergar li ishtera

Ti eodiv res sames pwet. Les res stop-motion noc ishtera! Les tsumali ekal osan oloj... le ishtera!

The T-Shirt War from Ibrahim Nergiz on Vimeo.

jeudi 29 avril 2010

vendredi 23 avril 2010

Fik fuk fuk Rojeman Revsaa li Tset

Loc duot, crak woknitnocal.
Loc duot, sak pufal.

Fik fuk fuk rojeman revsaa li tset
Fik fuk fuk sam rojeman revsaa li tset


P.S.: Wokto Chupi-dupi res tus wokyan!

mardi 20 avril 2010

Seroca sileca li lyalitac

Les mos samesoloj nim cro mosi nuka terafo rof kerudal ti glob ulub.
En, cro aedali nim cro ekale to upsa loc cro cherk li fa li mert rof erash u pak pujalan resilesep:

Etil li seroca sileca li lyalitac.

Yali nelvija nim res hahah le trotaa nim res populan yelman.

Seiasan, elboc li lisupa rus ti etil tsumale res nebaba.

mardi 6 avril 2010

Afon li fufua

Chinakia ile fuluan aeda, tevaa... Sak gal pijali rapko li pujaa li fufua. Fufua risival sowi le ile boban wokya li fufua. Sak res aes inapi. Tojun nim les gal evasali fufua li empatua li irsean odnum...

Wok siam, qwat hihian aed!

Lufan delarkel sawi: Afon li fufua

mardi 16 mars 2010

Pingping res guni.. :(

Qwan cro deali gundil li refluba, cro ilei wokshunan esirpus li neral li Pingping res guni :( Ile doto etuni li esen rof sok...







Fuk etuni samdrat...



Bitewa, les rese tomas li ile "participe présent" le "impératif" rof fukan dama li wapa ni Fudjiwak. Cro delobali les le crak ile wok les.

mercredi 24 février 2010

Pak nusan ranivalu qwat cro veruali

Ni kopal cro milira email loc Google, cro lefali rus les. Cro soali luneserpan japinu rof woshal bob li lesep...



Etis li Adoplus/Girlsmag murusan xitical! Les res boban etis noc turboan tyslo li bina li naa 2000, mosi rap toan alea li 12-13 naa! Ervisan turbo... Le crak banito deal aesboban delarkel nim crak risalo.

En, mar murusekal crak aed li hahahal li Magalie, cro osopeal crak li murusaedal fukfuk tsevaa le manj siyal les.

mercredi 10 février 2010

STL res ilemen rap Bouddha-Aoooouuummma!

Les res puajan kselpin nim cro lyal rof ti aeses fulu nafomina: ocerpa galowalu ni marsen! Les ocerpalu puajan 3$ tapi 3,60$! Le tarca tseralu u omi ocerp!

Yali soalan resilesep fulu iok sapiral...


P.S. Cro res pactrali rof odnuman eliforp! Cro manju u Aix-en-Provence texen sopoloj!

lundi 1 février 2010

Hahaha!!!

Kivi cro chagragran nalp.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a town mascot. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?


Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the grand canyon. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your plague of doom, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.

mardi 26 janvier 2010

Chagragran nalp rof emodatal odnum

Tulas muaa! Les mos tuob li oloj nim crak gal ida popali. Ni dotoan esa, kivi patilisan lisup nim cro veruali rus glob li Kri. Les res tarenegalim li chagragran nalpa li emodat li odnum!

Kivi klin: http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

Le kivi cro kepilan nalp:
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a superman. This will cause the world to choke on their food, confused by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy the internet. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your plague of doom, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.