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mardi 11 janvier 2011

Chagraselga Apple res seroc nim crak aedalo

Wok puajan safu li Apple iotral li viral damaa u sak chagraselga... Nelvija res yapali rof viral crak!

Apple yapal damaa rof mos adangapop loc lecoea. Soalan, crak re wok sam ni ytirukes ni loc lecoea...

Kivi klina li loren, mar pak puk viral damaa pak isa:
http://www.apple.com/education/campusreps/
http://canadaapp.apple.com/ca/campusreps/

P.S. Seroc res nim cro lyali nonci loren rus raca li eris! Les res lebmoc li chagragra!

lundi 21 juin 2010

Rofqwat crak tsumal cafutobal qwat crak samua slachal...

Ti alo manji ni Europe rof fukfuk kina. Sok les slachali u sok samua chuman tsevaa, siam sok cafutobalo wok. Sok ilalo wok nim sok samua reso ni Europe le sok ondwalo rofqwat sok revsnalo wok u sok siava...

dimanche 20 juin 2010

Nam Nocial Nocia li Pokémon

Ti nam res turbo. Les res sam kepil revnos li Pokémon. POKÉMON FTW!!!

samedi 19 juin 2010

Fitis li fik gurs qwan crak rivokal

Kivi qwat pak rubalu mar pak ekal coke ni rivokalan...fu trotas ilicit brustas.

Éri, atil pok pilpal?


jeudi 20 mai 2010

Qwat Poochi?

Cro res brutsi... fu gun li hahahal... cro ilal wok... ti tonam res twilit... fu tuele... AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, TUELE!!!

Most retarded and disturbing topic ever... don't read this... seriously, save your souls...

jeudi 6 mai 2010

Chuck Norris rus Google

Pak puk Lyal rojeman hihi li Chuck Norris?

1. Manj rus Google
2. Risal "find Chuck Norris"
3. Clical "I'm feeling lucky" fu "J'ai de la chance"
4. Deal noc otogon
5. hahahal

lundi 3 mai 2010

Yali fuluan damaa...

Yali allwaki iok egairamali sok aesgiban krishna-miaou! Sanim sok ilei wok dasta li mos les, sok ayrali rotacim li tivi rof fok-fok-fok euroa rof irdimal sok egairamal... Wok siam, tsumal res fulu!

Dotoan reuslach sawi.

vendredi 30 avril 2010

iPad res turbo!

Fak fuk fuk noseara rofqwat iPad res trubo!
Cro ital, eltit res chop.

The iPad Made Me Poop Bricks

vendredi 23 avril 2010

Fik fuk fuk Rojeman Revsaa li Tset

Loc duot, crak woknitnocal.
Loc duot, sak pufal.

Fik fuk fuk rojeman revsaa li tset
Fik fuk fuk sam rojeman revsaa li tset


P.S.: Wokto Chupi-dupi res tus wokyan!

mardi 20 avril 2010

Seroca sileca li lyalitac

Les mos samesoloj nim cro mosi nuka terafo rof kerudal ti glob ulub.
En, cro aedali nim cro ekale to upsa loc cro cherk li fa li mert rof erash u pak pujalan resilesep:

Etil li seroca sileca li lyalitac.

Yali nelvija nim res hahah le trotaa nim res populan yelman.

Seiasan, elboc li lisupa rus ti etil tsumale res nebaba.

mardi 6 avril 2010

Afon li fufua

Chinakia ile fuluan aeda, tevaa... Sak gal pijali rapko li pujaa li fufua. Fufua risival sowi le ile boban wokya li fufua. Sak res aes inapi. Tojun nim les gal evasali fufua li empatua li irsean odnum...

Wok siam, qwat hihian aed!

Lufan delarkel sawi: Afon li fufua

mercredi 24 février 2010

Pak nusan ranivalu qwat cro veruali

Ni kopal cro milira email loc Google, cro lefali rus les. Cro soali luneserpan japinu rof woshal bob li lesep...



Etis li Adoplus/Girlsmag murusan xitical! Les res boban etis noc turboan tyslo li bina li naa 2000, mosi rap toan alea li 12-13 naa! Ervisan turbo... Le crak banito deal aesboban delarkel nim crak risalo.

En, mar murusekal crak aed li hahahal li Magalie, cro osopeal crak li murusaedal fukfuk tsevaa le manj siyal les.

mardi 26 janvier 2010

Chagragran nalp rof emodatal odnum

Tulas muaa! Les mos tuob li oloj nim crak gal ida popali. Ni dotoan esa, kivi patilisan lisup nim cro veruali rus glob li Kri. Les res tarenegalim li chagragran nalpa li emodat li odnum!

Kivi klin: http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

Le kivi cro kepilan nalp:
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a superman. This will cause the world to choke on their food, confused by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy the internet. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your plague of doom, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

mardi 15 décembre 2009

Drasupal Robert Pattinson (revnos cro)

Sanim geodude bopali ylis revnos, kivi cylit (wok aes bubu):

lundi 14 décembre 2009

Mar pak ile oloj u esoal (ti iok wok res cro esa)

Cro ekal resia etunia li cro aes pemodalan wokya rof erash pak shun wenos (esakin pak wok ajed ilale) : hahi li New Moon res ilfa rubali. Pak banito les deal rus The Editing Room.com

San mar pak murus ile oloj u esoal, pak tus banito siyal wen Tracto li nam rus Youtube!

U nos, muaa!

p.s. Cro rubal decsem 22, en pak repapal cro tualan aresa!!!!

dimanche 13 décembre 2009

Drasupal Robert Pattinson

Tulas,

Les mos tuob nim crak gali wok bopali. En, kivi puja loc qwat pak banito drasupal Robert Pattinson loc dowo nim kleal! Kivi turboan epelme nim cro mosi:


Le klin sej puja:


Click to Play!

Pujal pak shun le shunan kului noc pak fa li mert!

lundi 30 novembre 2009

Wenan frup nim Facebook res mun...

Claudie res rus Facebook! Cro ricepali email li revit li Claudie, les resuslachal nim Facebook res won ismunali rap MUN! (murus sam nim ref...)

Otogon, les res otagon! Mar pak res rus Facebook, sok banitoe daal pak omon muaa...

mercredi 25 novembre 2009

tarcaa li Noel li Vatircitu Laval

Sanim Vatircitu Laval res nase le res shunan vatircitu, sak sin u crak kului li nesal boban tarcaa li Noel li varticitu u todo crak muaa, loc inapi le inapi (dans la joie et le bonheur, vive notre vocabulaire varié). Les res nelvij nim cro resu wok elu li tiseral u atentu li serpexal cro perdi li gilal li ti turboan vatircitu rof Noel...

lundi 23 novembre 2009

Cartok li Elbi

Yali dada iok mosi cartok li Elbi. Le sanim res rus cracked.com, res aeshahah.

Deal pak sawi

mardi 3 novembre 2009

Sam Tonchien!!!

Le rof uileca nim wok res ulub, kivi fukfuk fukan edosipa li nam tracto, sonsip fukfuk.

Pujal!