Chagragran nalp rof emodatal odnum

Tulas muaa! Les mos tuob li oloj nim crak gal ida popali. Ni dotoan esa, kivi patilisan lisup nim cro veruali rus glob li Kri. Les res tarenegalim li chagragran nalpa li emodat li odnum!

Kivi klin: http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

Le kivi cro kepilan nalp:

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a superman. This will cause the world to choke on their food, confused by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy the internet. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your plague of doom, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.